misty news...yum

     hello my luvs. i'm sure you've missed me as much as i've missed thee.

     let's just say, i've been busy doing some naughty things.
     but that doesn't mean your misty has forgotten about you all. i'm busy writing my Christmas classic 'misty at Christmas: a Christmas kill". for all my fans.
     it is a true story of a heartwarming job i performed not too many Christmases ago. it will bring tears of joy to your Holiday eyes.

     but enough of that crap for now.
     whilst your misty is working on that story, i bring you some of the most fascinating news that i could find. you all know what a big believer misty is in female Superiority...like, just take a look at what i do for a living. duh?
     so, in that spirit, i bring you the latest that will make all you holdouts reconsider what gender to bow down before.
     oh, and, don't worry. misty in malibu will continue. after the Holidays, of course. now...misty news!

russian doll has strongest vagina in the world...so watch out!

42 year old Tatiana Kozhevnikova from Russia set a

new world record for lifting weights inside her vagina...wowsky!

42 year old Tatiana Kozhevnikova from Russia has set a new world record for lifting weights inside her vagina.

Kozhevnikova already holds the title of World’s Strongest Vagina in the Guinness Book of World Records but she has beaten her previous record by lifting a 14 kilo glass ball with her lady parts. Kozhevnikova told reporters that she had been training her vaginal muscles for 15 years to achieve such a remarkable feat.

mmm, a demonstration

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

Since then Kozhevnikova has moved on to using the correct custom made vaginal balls.

tatiana gives new meaning to being 'stuck in the urals'

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

(this week, misty's Christmas tale will be coming...do not miss it! 

tahhh)